2013/2014 Post Favorites

officialunitedstates:

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

(via thebrothersjonas)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via runningmon-deactivated20150604)

(via thatsilverqueen)

beyoncevevo:

ICONIC

(via thisisnotstephanie)

taint-it-up:

joining the ahs fandom

(via thisisnotstephanie)

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

(via glitterpenz-deactivated20181221)

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(via nobodyreadstheseanyway-deactiva)

(via nikecrap)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(via wreckedstyless)

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

(via whimperingluke-deactivated20141)

(via whimperingluke-deactivated20141)

odair:

funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. 

(via glitterpenz-deactivated20181221)

sansastark:

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well i think that deserves a two hour break

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(via alluneedisgay)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

ellen degeneres is ruthless and i love her

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